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The Ship’s Semen Depository
(Sketch idea from master artist Leonor Fini)
Avast! They placed a mop upon his head and made him wear a rouge on his cheeks made from the red clays onboard ship. Sometimes he would have to dance to ye fiddler with a mackerel shoved half-way up his arse. Other times, the ninety five Pirates would shove’em head-first into an empty oaken port barrel and sodomize the poor Soul from both ends. When they were through with him each evening, he would be so full of the crew’s manhood that his belly would distend to appear as if he had swallowed a cannon’s ball!
It is said through Rime that he was burned alive until death and then eaten during a soiree to lift the spirits of the captain.
